The Lostalvania Menu

(Seija's playing restaurant...here's her menu, complete with prices. I typed it just like she dictated it. "Lostalvania" is her made up country. Lots of crazy stuff goes on there.)

Entrees

Kapuh Burger - lots of good stuff on toasted buiscit $16

Romantic Date Dinner - yuma salad, any soup you want, steak and potatoes if you want them $0.70

Chicken and Dumplings - This is broth with gnocchi in it. Basically it's called chinka. $100

Eggie Toast - eggs with toast and ham. It's delectable! $506

Mushrooms - sautéed in cinnamon and butter. Bring your pet in for some. $105

Desserts

Hot Fudge Cake - cake, hot fudge, with ice cream. Served with 16 or 7 cherries. A very rare type of dessert. $700

Molten lava Cake - chocolate cake with fudge all over to make it darker. Raspberry juice on the bottom. $16

Pea Lime Pie - Rarest kind of dessert ever that we have. Contains lime, strawberries, pumpkin pie underneath. The frosting is on top. $216

White Chocolate Bars - placed on top of cake. It's like Antarctica cake. $1800

Kids

Picka cheeseburger - comes with Lostalvania jewel toys, french fries, and lots of fruits $1600

Candy bars - $300

Drinks

Orange juice $5

Lostalvania Jewel tea $1600

Lime Coffee $6

Plain old coffee $o.02